Sounds weird, its a hat, but its REALLY high quality!
"This hat is now one of the hats at the top of my "I do not need to have" ball hat collection. The brim is soft to the touch, the patch on the face of the hat reminds me of my younger years living two blocks from the beach in Santa Monica, and as a bonus there is a cool inscription inside (you will have to buy the hat to read it) Buy the hat. You know you want to. Just spend the money. Do it. NOW."
